I'm not the kind of guy who says, no, a
lot.
Several years ago I read an interview
with Virgin's Sir Richard Branson in which the interviewer asked him
something to the effect, “With all your money, why do you continue
to risk your life doing crazy things like hot-air ballooning around
the world and jumping out of airplanes?”
His paraphrased response: “Because
life is more fun when you say, yes, than when you say, no.”
Indeed, it is.
I've sort of followed that philosophy
since reading his interview, and it has led me to some very
interesting, entertaining and fun episodes – fodder for some of my
favorite and most regaled tales. Anyone who has heard the telling of
my Audi R8 adventure can appreciate the power of “yes” over “no.”
Out in the Kia K900. |
So, when faced with the dilemma of “to
go or not go” presented me by the predicted “winter storm of the
century in the Southeast” last week, I chose, yes, and last Monday
boarded the airplane bound for the Kia K900 media event in Newport
Beach, Calif.
Even with all their satellites,
computer models and high-tech barometers, weather prognosticators
continue to be wildly inaccurate when gazing more than a day or two
into the future. It wasn't that I was laughing in the face of an
impending, road-closing winter mess; I just wasn't convinced it was
going to happen. I did pack some warmer clothes in case I was
stranded out in the open somewhere, and I made arrangements with the
vendor that swapped out cars for me at Atlanta's airport to have an
AWD vehicle waiting upon my scheduled return.
I took what I considered the prudent
precautions; and then, I pressed on.
I arrived at Atlanta's airport
after driving 160 miles around 7:30 a.m. without incident. I skated
through Prechek with no problem. I was number 35 on an upgrade list
of 91. I'm not making this up. The Premium boarding was something
akin to opening the doors of a Walmart on Black Friday. I managed to
sneak on the plane among the first half-dozen Premium boarders. So
far, so good, right?
Stepping off the plane after the
five-hour flight, I saw that I had a message from Delta: My return
flight Wednesday was canceled! Oops.
Yep, without the first raindrop or
snowflake falling, Delta began canceling flights.
As I checked into Kia's hospitality
suite at The Resort at Pelican Hill, I reported that my return flight
was already canceled. I had rescheduled my return for Thursday. Delta
routed me through Minneapolis and then into Atlanta.
The main entrance to the lobby area of The Resort at Pelican Hill. |
Pelican Hill is an uber up-scale joint
priced far above the budget capabilities of anyone who didn't invent
oxygen, or who isn't a drug dealer, trust-fund baby, CEO or Hollywood
celebrity. Or, a long-standing member of congress. Someone mentioned
that they had seen George Clooney wandering around the lobby area. I
had been at Pelican Hill in August with Nissan; so, I had some idea
of the opulence.
This resort was a solid choice to
introduce the K900. It now serves as Kia's flagship car.
It won't coax a lot of enthusiasts out of their BMW 7 Series or
Mercedes-Benz S-Class, but it is a luxury car on the order of those
revered German luxury sedans. It's a 420-horsepower V8-powered,
rear-wheel-drive sedan. A V6 version is coming later in the year. Its
119.9-inch wheelbase compares favorably with those big Benzes and
Bimmers. Oh, and it will retail for about $20,000 less!
Inside, it's chocked full of high-tech
and upscale amenities: Nappa leather, heated steering wheel, a 12-way
power driver's seat, a 17-speaker, 900-watt Lexicon surround-sound
audio system, a 9.2-inch color touchscreen and Kia's UVO telematics
system are only the tip of the features iceberg. Among the other
available upgrades is the dual-zone reclining heated/cooled rear
seat.
I got to really experience the upgraded rear seat as I was
being chauffeured around by Kia PR types on Thursday. Yes, my Thursday flight from Minneapolis to Atlanta was canceled, causing me
to stay yet another day under the wing of Kia.
Don't spare the horses please, Amy! |
As a luxury car, the K900 checks all
the boxes. It is more engaging than some target competitors. It's
outrageously quiet, too.
A little song and dance at North Africa. |
Dinner my first and third nights with
Kia was a progressive setup in four Villas. As a meat-and-potatoes
guy, it was mostly lost on me, but fun nonetheless. Spain, Italy, the
Middle East and North Africa were the culinary stops. I did find some
stuff to eat in Italy. There is actually a North African dish called
Baba Ghanoush. So I learned something as well as getting filled up.
Draw me a beer, please! |
Lunch on our ride and drive the next
day was at the Crush & Brew in Temecula, Calif. I had a
world-class burger while salivating over the 20 or so local micro
brews on tap. Sadly, I couldn't imbibe.
Tequila sippers! |
Dinner that night was another exercise
in how the restrained wealthy live. The food was terrific, but I was
blown away by the beer, wine and tequila bars. Upon arriving, I moved
directly to the tequila station to check things out. Oh, Momma! Ten
or so tequilas and a mescal were being offered. Don Julio was
prominent among the tequilas. I'm a big fan. I sipped its Reposado
and Anejo before graduating to its 1942! You couldn't pry me away
from there with a crowbar.
The post-dinner activities in the
hospitality suite included a photo contest with a “Matrix” theme.
My stunning performance earned me the second-place nod. It was good
for a set of Harman/Kardon headphones. Harman is Kia's sound-system
partner and a welcomed addition to Kia's media programs. Harman had a
$20,000 home-theater surround-sound system hooked up with a huge
flatscreen TV in the hospitality suite's media room. You
haven't seen a movie until you've seen one with this caliber of audio
system. It knocked me out.
Large, please! |
Day number three for me was day number
one for the second wave of journalists. I got to sleep in, eat a
leisurely breakfast, and generally goof off all day. I returned to
the hospitality suite, where I was greeted by the resort staff with
whom I had become well acquainted. I like “Norm” status wherever
I can get it. I guess I was getting a little ripe because Kia gave me
a couple of the event shirts the internals were wearing.
Having already been through the product
presentation, I skipped that portion of the Wave Two activities, but
I did hitch a ride with a couple of Kia PR types to the
ride-and-drive lunch stop.
Mmmm....stout! |
My plan was to visit one or two of the
micro breweries in and around Temecula, have a beer and buy a
tee-shirt. It was foiled when I discovered not one of the five
local micro breweries opened before 3 p.m. Unwilling to miss out on
the local micro brews completely, I sneaked into a second bar at
Crush & Brew and ordered a terrific stout from Temecula's Wiens
Brewery. It was delicious.
It's good to be king! |
I returned to Pelican Hill with my
Kia/Zeno PR buddies, who were ready to issue me a W-2 and make me a
part of the team, and we headed to the hospitality suite. We beat the
bulk of the group back by a couple of hours and took advantage of the
time to snap a few “Matrix” photos.
During the “tequila tasting” dinner
my first time around, there were only a couple of people hanging out.
I really talked up the tequila bar after my first experience and the
Kia Krew took it to heart. On this second visit, the tequila station
was two or three deep with people wanting to sample the 1942. Who
could blame them?
Sunset music at the big "Tequila dinner." |
I retired to my room and bed at a
respectable hour my fourth night. I had a 5 a.m. shuttle to the
Orange County (John Wayne) airport the next morning. I was upgraded
to first class – no clue how that happened.
Oh, finally! |
I returned to Atlanta to find it
utterly snowless. In fact, I didn't see any real snow until I turned
onto my street 160 miles later. The AWD of my Infiniti QX60 didn't
come into play until I turned into my ice-covered driveway.
Eight ball in the corner pocket. Nero never had to endure this! |
Despite Kia's hospitality and being
stranded at a Five Star resort for several days, I was happy to be
home.
What a great shot! A very talented photographer must have taken that lede pic. BTW, what was your cat's reaction when you got home? Hope you left him/her a lot of food!
ReplyDeleteDon't pat yourself on the back too much; making me look good requires very little effort. The cat was fine. She had plenty of food and water for the extra two days. Any time I'm gone more than two or three nights, she meows off and on through my first night back. This return was no different. The trip, though, was well worth the poor night's sleep upon my return.
ReplyDeleteBe honest, you could have gone home earlier; it's just such a great place!
ReplyDeleteBJ: It wasn't tough duty. I barely whined at all.
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