I'm not the kind of guy who cooks a lot
at home.
Well, yes, I eat a lot at home, but
“cooking” would be stretching the bounds of credulity. I grill
stuff on my gas grill and heat stuff on the stove. Is this really
cooking? I say, nay, nay.
Every six weeks or so I whip up a big
batch of red sauce for pasta. I use fresh tomatoes, onion, garlic,
bell pepper and carrots, along with fresh ground beef, assorted
spices and some canned sauce. All of this requires preparation and a
bit of culinary finesse. I would label this “cooking.” I
wind up with enough sauce for about six meals, freezing the overrun
in separate containers for future Saturday-night – my Italian
Night – dinners. Those I just thaw out and....heat on the
stove. It's sort of a culinary circle of life.
Once every two or three years I make
Hot Browns for guests. That's an entirely different skill set, which
I'll get into at a future date.
Otherwise, I'm grilling chicken breasts
on my gas grill and opening cans or frozen bags of side items.
I used to be a little more adventurous
as I purchased cook books and followed recipes. I rarely made such
concoctions for just myself, but I did throw the occasional dinner
party. The issue then was, without some degree of practice, my guests
found participating in these gastric experiments more adventure than
they wanted in their lives. Can't say as I blame them. I ran the
original Hell's Kitchen.
I had a girlfriend once who scheduled a
pap smear to avoid brunch at my house.
Thankfully, someone invented Costco,
and I was able to buy pre-made snacks for the holiday wine tastings I
hosted for my last 10 or so years in Florida.
My house in Greenville is really too
small to handle more than four or five guests at a time; so, I
thought my Chef Russ days securely in the rear-view mirror. That is
until Nissan, at one of its media launches last year, provided each
of us with a gift card to an online outfit called “Plated.com.”
Plated's schtick is providing customers
with virtually all the ingredients and detailed instructions required
to duplicate a recipe created by one of Plated's chefs.
Here's how it works: At Plated's Web
site, you choose a specific week and scroll down the list of that
week's seven dishes. Clicking on a dish that appeals to you, you
find a description of the dish, a list of what Plated sends, whatever
few ingredients and cookware you will need to have on hand, estimated
prep time, degree of difficulty and calorie information. Oh, and
there is also a photo and bio of the chef responsible for it.
You must order two plates of each
selection ($15 per plate or $12 for members) and two selections for
each shipment. In other words, two dinners for two for a total of
$60. Depending on the type of membership, those costs run between $8
and $10 per month. In most cases, shipping is free.
When ordering, you may request either a
Wednesday or Saturday delivery. Because of my travel schedule,
finding a window for delivery followed by a couple of nights in a row
when I could actually prepare these meals was a bit problematic. I
decided to schedule for last Saturday, and ordered my meals.
I'm a meat-and-potatoes kind of guy.
Finding two selections meeting my rather narrow taste boundaries was
a bit of a challenge, but I settled on Meatloaf with Brussels Sprouts
and Potatoes, and Spicy Soy Poached Pollock with Vermicelli Noodles.
Looking at the ingredients list from both recipes, the only thing I
wasn't going to eat were the Brussels sprouts, which I could just
leave out. So far so good.
My Plated box arrived mid morning on
Saturday via FedEx.
Cocooning the box's contents were two
layers of insulated bubble wrap. Two large blocks of ice were sealed
in plastic to keep things chilled. The ice was still rock solid and
probably would have maintained sufficient chilling capacity to keep
the contents safely cool for days.
Unwrapping the insulation, I discovered
several labeled plastic bags with all the ingredients. Everything
that was supposed to be included was, and each bag was clearly marked.
Lots of stuff in the insulated bag. |
I decided to make the poached fish
first. After studying the ingredients of both dishes, I figured most
of the stuff for the meatloaf dish could be frozen or otherwise
stored better than the fish. I knew I wasn't going to have the time
and motivation to do this much cooking two nights in a row.
Pretty much everything required to make two plates of two different dishes. |
I unpacked all the things needed for my
fish dinner. From my kitchen, I only needed to supply salt and water.
I don't salt much of anything other than popcorn, so I didn't even
need to supply that.
I decided to attack the poached fish first. |
I'd never poached anything other than
an egg before. I was embarking into uncharted waters. I followed the
recipe for concocting the poaching sauce that consisted of scallions,
a chile pepper, soy sauce, sugar (Yes, I also thought it odd that
Plated provided sugar, but not salt.) and water.
All of the ingredients ready to go. |
I poured the provided sesame seed oil
into a pan along with the bell pepper, shredded carrots and snow
peas, which I had already chopped. I then dumped in the provided rice
wine vinegar.
After bringing the poaching sauce to a
boil, I followed the instructions, turned the pan to simmer and
tossed in the fish. I turned the fish pieces a couple of times during their 8
minutes on the stove.
Detailed step-by-step instructions with color photos: Even I couldn't mess this up. |
I boiled water and cooked the white
vermicelli noodles, drained them and tossed them into the pan with
the vegetables.
Wow, look at me; I was really cooking!
I plated the fish and added some of the
poaching sauce to the vegetables, which I tossed together. I then
plated that and voila, had a meal.
Almost looks good enough to eat! |
Yes, I ate all the fish and about half
the vegetable-vermicelli side all by myself. So shoot me; I was
hungry after all that work. Plated put the calorie count for one
plate at 480; my gluttony probably boosted it to 650.
Sometime in the future when I have
company visiting, I might order again. But I'm not going to spend $30
on a meal for just myself that I have to cook at home. But, I now
have these recipes and will probably poach some fish on my own.
It was pretty damn good.
OK. I'm a slow reader, but I have finished this now.
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