Lance Armstrong: all American boy.
What a moron.
Did he really think he would get away with juicing and winning championships all those years? So he does it once and thinks, hey, I got away with it. I'm going to do it again. He does it again and thinks, hey, I'm gonna do it again. And then again. Apparently seven times.
Meanwhile the French are running around in circles like fools with their hair on fire pointing at him and yelling, "Oh non, ze dirty Amereecan iz doping!"
Of course, no one paid much attention to the French. I mean, why would they?
I just figured it was the French being the French, but evidently they must have known their guys were doping and Armstrong was beating them; ergo, he must be doping! They were on to something.
The last time he and his lawyers met with the French, the talks ended unexpectedly when the French abruptly surrendered.
But did Armstrong really think that the French wouldn't eventually root him out -- no matter how incompetent they are?
Somewhere in the middle of all of that, he treed Sheryl Crow, lost one of the twins and divorced Crow -- not in that order.
So now young Lance has admitted to what many suspected for years. At least it's not like he was in a sport anyone cared about or paid much attention to. It's not like a big-time major-league baseball homerun hitter was caught doping.
Oh, wait….
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